International Men's Day
As many of you fine gentlemen may know today is International Men’s Day. For those who don’t it is November 19th every year, more info can be found on its website http://www.internationalmensday.com/.
Myself along with some other fine gentlemen decided to celebrate by listing everything that defines being a man and I present it to all men so we can celebrate our greatness.
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shave your face with a knife
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eat beans out of a can around a campfire
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wrestle a bear with your bare hands, kill it and make a bear skin rug
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eat raw meat from a freshly killed animal
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drink moonshine
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car stunts such as jumping bridges
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Curb stomping anyone who is an obstacle
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providing the only legitimate income for a family
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Motorcycles
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Distaste of women’s rights
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punching people in the face
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rocking out
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Jetpacks
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Extensive knowledge of Mexican Cuisine
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punching people in the chest
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shooting guns
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eating incredibly spicy food
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5 pound steaks
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ranching
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lifting heavy objects repeatedly
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getting women to make you a sandwich
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crushin brewskis
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getting women to make you a sandwich - Realizing women dont know how to make a decent sandwhich(never enough meat) - chuck the sandwich - sex the woman - go make yourself a Real sandwich by getting a live Calf shooting it and putting it between 2 slices of bread with BBQ sauce
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Flying Military jets
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Watching savage animal fights
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Beating the shit out of nerds
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Rocket boots
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Calling Rollerskaters fags
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Doing sweet flips for no good reason
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Kung-Fu
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Excessively large burgers
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kicking cats that rub up against you
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picking your toe nails and leaving the treasure on the coffee table for someone else to find
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telling people when your balls are itchy
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always wishing you knew sluttier girls
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brute force
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sweat pants, blazer and a hot dog at the casino
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concealing your views on gays
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fist pumping in celebration (but not around any gays…)
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insult to injury
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never saying ‘penis’ or ‘vagina’
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eating bacon with every meal
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chugging all your drinks no matter what they are (hot coffee)
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Never admitting that you like the color pink
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being terrified of homosexuals
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liking big butts
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saying that you like pain
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calling other people pussies all the time
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using the term ‘man up’
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using ‘man’ a lot
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making manwiches for lunch
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putting ‘man’ into words
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Putting 10’000 firecrackers in a bucket, lighting them on fire, then sit on top of said bucket with bare ass
- Wearing excessive amounts of face/body paint at sporting events
In short, Men are awesome.
