Badass - Playground and Shop
So if your any sort of action moving loving, beer guzzling, pizza eating, everyday man that I am, you’ve had the one dream to be as badass as the characters in the movies. So its made me wonder why no upbeat young businessmen have tapped this market for the layman.
My proposal: Badass - The Store
A place where every guy can come in hand over some cash and get to do everything they do in the movies all in a (somewhat) safe environment. Here are some activities that can be offered:
Jumping from an explosion:
With safe landings, professional safety stunt work and a BADASS photo to go with this could be one of the more popular activities.
Kicking down doors while wearing Commando gear:
Complete with a sweet ninja roll after
Two words, Car Chase:
With a sweet course, car reinforced and rigged with safety measures you’ll escape them pesky cops like the real heroes of movies do.
Elaborate choreographed fight scene that you will win:
With trained professionals to get their ass kicked by you, you will never ever feel more BADASS
Shoot Guns in mid-awesome-stunt :
Sweet stunts set up with guns, noone will ever doubt that you cannot stop a terrorist kidnapping and hostage situation.
These are just a few awesome things that this place could offer. It may be a slightly pricey day but for a day where you you never feel as cool I’d say its worth it. It also could have a shop where you could buy cool commando gear and other badass items.
PS. Anyone can take this issue and make it a reality all I ask is that i get a free lifetime membership, k thanks.
