Tracksuits - So much Potential
So I recently purchased a full tracksuit, originally as sort of a novelty joke kind of thing, but after wearing it a few times I realized there are so many things i can do with said tracksuit and I’ve listed just a few of them below:
Be a Mobster:
Lets be honest how cool did Tony Soprano Look not to mention he was badass got to run a Mob and be quite the family man.
Rule North Korea:
Give that ol Kim Jong Il is on his last leg here soon, I think with my new tracksuit i would be a suitable new leader for North Korea because apperently thats all Kimmy needed to do get a whole nation to follow his every command (Maybe I’ll aso get some freaky hair)
Participate in Underground Street Fights:
If there is anything that Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia has taught us is that if you want to get into the whole ‘Fight Club’ world is you need tracksuits, and a guy willing to get blackout drunk and get his ass kicked.
Get in Shape:
Well if you were a child growing up in the 90’s in Canada you all remember Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod with Body Break teaching us kids how to get in shape. How? Tracksuits.
Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod:90’s
Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod:00’s
Steve Jobs:
Its a little know fact that Steve came up with the iPod concept so he could have a sleek compact way to listen to his music during his leisurely strolls in his tracksuit, look how that turned out.
